A Newborn Realizing What Life Is.

I got Rookie of the Year (guard) and Most Improved (guard). Brb,...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:32:55 -0500

I got Rookie of the Year (guard) and Most Improved (guard).

Brb, weeping tears of joy.

TIME TO GO TO THE MARCHING BAND AWARDS

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:51:26 -0500

TIME TO GO TO THE MARCHING BAND AWARDS

fyspock: scarlettohara: Oh I thought only her quarters were...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:14:59 -0500

fyspock:

scarlettohara:

Oh I thought only her quarters were pink but apparently she turned her entire Romulan flagship into a BROTHEL. Those walls. Those curtains. That shiny thing.

Excuse me while I watch The Enterprise Incident for the umpteenth time so I can marvel at the Romulan Commander’s amazing interior decorating skills

Ohmygod is this person retired.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:45:59 -0500

RIA

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:44:40 -0500

briannebott:

search Aubrie Horwedel on tumblr.

I like how there’s like 98374982734982 posts that are exactly the same as the one you got

Lol, I added her on facebook and then copy pasted her entire formspring post.

you are, BY FAR the most REVOLTING girl i have seen in ages. your NOSE is huge, your eyebrows are...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:38:23 -0500

you are, BY FAR the most REVOLTING girl i have seen in ages. your NOSE is huge, your eyebrows are so bushy, your HAIR looks like a rats nest, you have NO body, and, you don’t have any idea as to how to apply your makeup. yet you’re constantly posting pictures about yourself complaining about how horrid you look. then, you post shit like THIS onto your blog to get sympathy from others. people like you are sick in their heads. no, you’re not pretty. so stop with the posting, the bitching, and the whining. don’t tell me to unfollow you, i already have. don’t tell me i’m anonymous, my names Aubrie Horwedel. and i think you are FUCKING disgusting in every way shape and form. get over yourself, you’re not hot. and NONE of tumblr fancies hearing about you touching yourself you fucking slut. no one, including that pathetic boy you’re cutting yourself over is going to have ANY respect for you until you get some fucking respect for yourself. if you wan!
t that kind of attentio!
n go work a fucking corner. you fucking pice of shit, GO DIE.

1) My nose. I HAVE A JEW NOSE.

2) If I had no body, I’d just be a head.

3) When I post pictures I myself, I NEVER complain about how horrid I look. I do not think I’m unattractive. I have never called myself ugly and never will.

4) I hate being called “hot” nor do I think I am “hot”

5) … I never talk about touching myself or masturbation on tumblr. Where the fuck did you come up with that?

6) Cutting is stupid in the first. I have never had the thought to cut my own wrists cross my mind. And I don’t have any boy I’m “cutting my wrists over”. I don’t like anyone at this time. Furthermore, I almost never talk about boy problems or trouble because I don’t have any. I try not to get myself caught up in ~boy drama~.

7) I’ll die eventually. You’ll just have to wait another 60 years or so.

$2500 is a bit ridiculous for a computer that actually fucking crashes (though since you were still able to bitch about it on Tumblr [and then fix it all presumably while the computer was still fucking on] I doubt you were using the term “crash” correctly) when it encounters Last Measure. I’ve paid around $600 including maintenance for my computer and I was able to shut it down within a few minutes. Maybe I should send it to every Macfag I know, teach ‘em a good lesson.

My knowledge about how to fix computers is little to none.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:03:54 -0500

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY.

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO.

Just kidding, Kendra. Have fun buying porn legally now!

captainkirk: woahitsjuanito: Fuck Starfleet, Hogwarts, and the...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:24:34 -0500

captainkirk:

woahitsjuanito:

Fuck Starfleet, Hogwarts, and the Jedi Academy.

HECK YEAH

Ohmygod, where can I sign up.

R4V3NCL4W 4 L1F3.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:36:32 -0500

Just spent the last 10 minutes putting this on my wall.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:33:22 -0500

Just spent the last 10 minutes putting this on my wall.

Noteworthy’s a cappella rendition of Lady Gaga’s...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:29:49 -0500

Noteworthy’s a cappella rendition of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face

DINOSAUR BRACELETS FUCK YEAH.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:42:21 -0500

DINOSAUR BRACELETS FUCK YEAH.

playingdead: dragonite:harryfuckingpotter:iwantmybearsuit:wehadt...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:38:26 -0500

playingdead:

dragonite:harryfuckingpotter:iwantmybearsuit:wehadthestars:jaicentans:cherrylolita

maddyson: fuckyeahladygaga: laurenmcgeough: “In the deepest...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:13:33 -0500

maddyson:

fuckyeahladygaga:

laurenmcgeough:

“In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?’”

GPOYW.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:36:22 -0500

GPOYW.

Headbanging to the Final Countdown.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:28:54 -0500

Goddamn, I am the definition of cool.

(via malfoyy)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:13:05 -0500

(via malfoyy)

Photo

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:48:14 -0500

I fixed my computer.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:30:50 -0500

kourtneedrew:

captainoo:

Hurr durr.

NO. I TOLD YOU TO MANUALLY SHUT IT DOWN.

ASDFGHJKL.

WELL IT’S FIXED ANY HOW.

One shirt Two shirt Red shirt Dead shirt

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:15:21 -0500

One shirt

Two shirt

Red shirt

Dead shirt